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Harry + live on tour 2017 comedy show:

  • “This is for you, big daddy”
  • “Thank you for popping my cherry, as you will.”
  • [After pointing out his label in the audience] “I would like to tell you, I suggested that “Kiwi” was the next single. I just like to suggest that a little more, because if we play it again they will take the hint.”
  • “If you’re gonna do it like that, Atlanta, you can have it as many times as you want.”
  • “The sash and tiara is misleading. It makes this seem like a bachelorette party.”
  • “I need you to be better. And I promise you I will play it as many times as it takes to get there.”
  • “Sois belle et tais toi. (Be pretty and shut up).”
  • “This used to be a church, correct? Very aware that I just screamed ‘I’m having your baby’ inside this church”
  • [When someone lied about it being their birthday] “Is it today? It’s not today? You’re a fraud.”
  • “The first time I came to Chicago was several years ago, and everyone says the same thing – ‘you have to try the pizza.’ Some people don’t like – there’s boos for pizza! Just a couple of gluten free people in the corner going ‘Boo! No pizza!’ Oh shut up! Didn’t mean to offend anyone gluten free. Gluten is a bad man and I’m sorry.”
  • “Oh you’re Finnish, I’m just getting started.”
  • “You do not go to that school. I’m afraid that’s not how it works. If you want a jumper, you have to do the time I’m afraid. Me, for example. I have loads of those jumpers. Did the time.”
  • “Do you feel lit?”
  • “Goodbye! Goodbye! Did you have fun? Bye! That’s how you beat the traffic.”
  • “Ruhe, bitte (silence, please)”
  • “I know I’m at a distance, but you are a handsome silver fox if I’ve ever said so.”
  • “I see a lot of you out there wearing some nice new garments… some of it says Harry….. looks like nice new merch… also available at the merch stand…”
  • “I find myself in a predicament. Here I am, about to sing my song Kiwi in a room full of kiwis and you weren’t loud enough”
  • “You prefer cheese? That’s why you came to see me!”
  • “I really need the toilet if I’m quite honest…Too much miso.”
  • “Cho kawaii! Cho kawaii! (You’re cute! You’re cute!)”
  • “I’m well aware I can’t do this without you all being here… It’d be rather boring. Just me talking to myself, kind of like soundcheck…”
  • “They’re wearing the exact same thing. How embarrassing. Let me tell you that is my worst nightmare.”
  • “This is a family show! Or is it?!”
  • “are you… are you wearing – are those boxer shorts? are those pajamas? you look great!”
  • “Anyone here didn’t camp? Shame on you!”

“I think, to me, this definitely means a little more tonight being here. I wrote this song a few…”

“I think, to me, this definitely means a little more tonight being here. I wrote this song a few years ago. It was sang by Ariana Grande on her album. I think, for obvious reasons, it means a lot singing this in Manchester. And, uh, I’m very aware that it takes a lot of courage to come to shows these days and you being here tonight means more to me than you’ll ever know. So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much.”

Harry talking to the crowd before ‘Just a Little Bit of Your Heart’, 11/01 (via thedailystyles)

“Sois belle et tais toi. (Be pretty and shut up.)”

“Sois belle et tais toi. (Be pretty and shut up.)”

Harry in Paris – 25/10 (via theharrydaily)

“Je suis alle au cinéma avec mes copains et ma famille.”

“Je suis alle au cinéma avec mes copains et ma famille.”

Harry in Paris – 25/10 (via theharrydaily)

“In the times I’ve been roaming around, prancing around, you guys have always been so kind to me.”

“In the times I’ve been roaming around, prancing around, you guys have always been so kind to me.”

Harry in Paris – October 25 (via harrystylesdaily)

“Vous êtes toutes fabuleuse! (You guys are fabulous!)”

“Vous êtes toutes fabuleuse! (You guys are fabulous!)”

Harry in Paris – 25/10 (via theharrydaily)

“It’s very warm in here. C’est très chaud (It’s very hot).”

“It’s very warm in here. C’est très chaud (It’s very hot).”

Harry talking to the crowd, 10/25

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“I suggested ‘Kiwi’ be the next single, I guess if we play it once more Columbia will get the hint.”

“I suggested ‘Kiwi’ be the next single, I guess if we play it once more Columbia will get the hint.”

Harry talking to the crowd in NYC (via thedailystyles)

“All the gluten free people that say ‘ew pizza’ – SHUT UP! I’m sorry don’t mean to offend anyone.”

“All the gluten free people that say ‘ew pizza’ – SHUT UP! I’m sorry don’t mean to offend anyone.”

Harry in Chicago, IL (via harrystylesdaily)

“On my left side, a big ol’ loudmouth, Mr. Mitch Rowland!”

“On my left side, a big ol’ loudmouth, Mr. Mitch Rowland!”

Harry introducing Mitch in Chicago (via harryisart)